Saturday, October 31, 2026

Pokowai Sea Arch

Here are a few photos of Maui's semi-famous Pokowai Sea Arch, on a remote stretch of the island's south shore, along the Piʻilani Highway, the semi-sketchy back road to Hana. I was recently reminded I had these photos (and a post languishing in Drafts) by the recent (September 2026) collapse of the much better-known Hōlei Sea Arch on the Big Island. This one doesn't look like it's in any danger of collapsing anytime soon, but anything geological that seems to defy gravity -- sea arches, sea caves, land arches, balancing rocks, impossibly tall steep cliffs, etc. -- is just a temporary blip in geological time, if you really think about it, so you might as well go see it the next time you're in the area.

Ok, before doing that, if you're driving a rental car, maybe first check if your rental contract says not to go this way, and factor that into whether you go anyway. This used to be common, and some companies may still have clauses about it down in the fine print. I gather the main concern is that if you run into trouble, you could be somewhere remote without cell service to call for help, and the roads are so narrow in some places that standard tow trucks might not be able to reach you. So your best bet is to try not to run into trouble, if you can avoid it.

This isn't even the worst "highway" on the island, just to be clear. That particular crown belongs to the Kahekili Highway that winds up around the island's northwest corner. It's about as narrow as the Piʻilani Highway, and seemed to have significantly more traffic, probably because it looks like it ought to be the shortest and fastest road between the airport in Kahului and the swanky golf courses and spa resorts around Kapalua and Kāʻanapali . One time I had a person in a beat-up Hilux (so I assume local since you can't exactly rent those) aggressively tailgating me for part of the way until I finally found a place to pull off and let him by. Locals usually don't drive like that, so I'm going to assume he had just moved back after living in Miami or Atlanta for a decade or two and picking up an expensive coke habit in the process. Hopefully he eventually came to realize those East Coast survival skills are counterproductive back home.

Anyway, the parking lot to see the sea arch is just a wide gravel lot right off the highway, with a pullout immediately west of the Wai‘ōpae Gulch bridge and right before a cattle guard. Yes, an actual cattle guard. Maui County GIS says the land here isn't part of a a county or state or national park. Instead, it's part of a 1113.75 acre parcel that belongs to Haleakala Ranch, a large Maui cattle operation. In practice this doesn't affect you, the visitor, very much as Hawaiʻi has a statewide public shoreline access law, and that plus highway right-of-way means you have every right to park here and look at the sea arch and take photos and not get tasered over it. I mean, I assume so; Legal says I have to remind you that I'm not a lawyer, and if I was I'm still not your lawyer, and none of this is legal advice. There weren't any old timey cowpokes moseying around telling people to get off their back 40 when I was there, at least, but your mileage may vary, especially if someone from the mainland buys the area and tries to convert it into a hyper-exclusive jet-set golf resort for sneering oligarchs, which has happened repeatedly elsewhere around Maui.

There is surprisingly little information about it out there on the interwebs. There's a TripBucket page with one photo of the arch, and it's mentioned briefly on pages about the highway at Maui Guidebook, MauiGuide.com and Hawaii Drive-O.

It was not always like this. My draft post had links to a couple of other pages that have since fallen off the net and give 404s now, though the Wayback Machine has sorta-recent versions of the pages before they went away: A HawaiianIslands.com page (and an archived 2023 version) and Guide of US (and an archived 2019 version). I started forming a theory that it might be due to a local backlash against mass tourism in the wake of COVID and the Lahaina fire and an ever-escalating general crisis in affordability on the island (and statewide, and on the mainland, let's be clear about that). But then I remembered I'm working off a sample size of two and a vague memory that there were more sites where those two came from, and I probably shouldn't draw any big unscientific conclusions about Modern Society from this little bit of anecdata. Maybe it's just that all the Maui travel content has moved to Facebook now and isn't easily findable by search engines anymore, and although it flourished there for a couple of years it's now being rapidly crowded out by AI slop, maybe depicting the vast and improbable sea arches of Atlantis. Given what I was just saying about sample sizes and the scientific method and so on, I suppose I probably ought to go look around Facebook and verify that things continue to unfold in the worst possible way over there. But I have my limits, and I don't think I will.

Tuesday, October 06, 2026

Dead Point Falls

Following up on the recent Punchbowl Falls post, next we're having a peek at Dead Point Falls, another waterfall a few hundred feet downriver from there, which you might as well have a look at if you're in the area already. This one is on a side creek, not the main stem, so it has a significantly lower volume but makes up for that by being a lot taller. It would probably attract a few more visitors in its own right if it had a better name; I don't have any suggestions right at hand, but anything without "Dead" in the name would be an improvement.

The Hood River History Museum has a page with a vintage stereo photo of the falls, and a comment there explains the name:

...As usual Lewis McArthur has an answer in "Oregon Geographic Names." We have Green Point Creek and Dead Point Creek, one of which "rises on a point covered with green timber" and the other on a point with dead timber (I’ll let you figure out which is which). Dead Point Falls is on Dead Point Creek.

If you're curious about those two hills, Green Point Mountain has a Peakbagger page here. Dead Point doesn't seem to have a page there, but it does have an onXmaps page about the road to the top, with photos of lots of trees, largely non-deceased.

Apparently the dead timber was due to a forest fire that had burned through here a few years prior, and you'd think people would know better than to give a place a permanent name based on temporary circumstances like that, but that seems to be what happened here. For several decades in the early 20th Century there was a widespread belief that Northwest forests simply could not grow back after fires or clearcuts, and if the trees on a certain hill ever burnt to charcoal it would just stay that way forever, and you might as well name the hill accordingly. That turned out to be wrong, although — to be fair — it could take over a century for a forest to really grow back the way it was, and there were very few written records going back even half that long at that point. Of course they could have also asked elderly native people if the forest eventually grows back after a fire, and surely someone would've had a childhood anecdote or two on the subject, but pioneer-era people apparently just weren't curious about that sort of thing.

Saturday, September 05, 2026

Lincoln Beach Wayside

Here are a few photos from the Oregon Coast's scenic Lincoln Beach State Wayside, a few miles south of Lincoln City and just north of Fishing Rock, which we visited recently. You won't find a lot of info about this place online; the State Parks website doesn't mention it, nor does Wikipedia (at least not while I'm writing this), or Google Maps. In fact, the #1 Google search result right now is an Instagram post of mine that shows the park from a distance in the fourth of seven photos. One again demonstrating my weird search engine superpower, where posts here (semi-)regularly make it into the top handful of results for all sorts of topics that (almost) nobody besides me will ever search for.


Background

You might be wondering how a beach park on the central Oregon coast could be this obscure. After a bunch of research I eventually figured out what happened here, but it'll make more sense if I cover a bit of background first.

Development pressures heated up along the Oregon Coast during the 1960s, and there was a widespread perception that public access was rapidly being lost. Land was being divvied up, paved, subdivided, and gated off, and at the current rate the coast would soon become the province of a few rich people who could afford beachfront luxury estates.

Actually let's go back another half-century before that. An earlier bout of coast anxiety in the early 20th Century had led to Gov. Oswald West declaring the state's beaches to be a sort of state highway in 1913, and thus open to use by the general public. And this wasn't that fanciful of an idea at the time; present-day US 101 did not exist yet, and the coast was a place of isolated towns separated by rugged, roadless headlands, and accessible by boat, or by following a few rivers through the Coast Range from the Willamette Valley, or you could walk or ride a horse, or eventually drive a Model T down the beach to the next hamlet. Which in some places was only possible at low tide. In other places it wasn't possible at all due to sheer sea cliffs, and there you had to slowly make your way up and over the obstruction until you could get to the next beach.

The important point right now is that over time people came to see beach access as a sort of fundamental legal right. It helped that, at the time, there seemed to be more money in mass tourism than in letting a few robber barons own everything, and letting a few mustache-twirling villains win just seemed sort of undemocratic with a lower-case D, and the state's dominant Republican party was heavily influenced by the ideas of Teddy Roosevelt a few years after he'd left office. People thought it was a settled issue and found other things to worry about.

As the 1960s wore on, advances in the art and science of expensive lawyering started to identify weaknesses and potential loopholes in the current law. At one point a hotelier in Cannon Beach tried cordoning off the beach in front of his hotel for the exclusive use of his guests, violating an unwritten rule and traditional practice, and general good neighborliness, but not technically the law. Public outcry led to the famous 1967 Beach Bill: Instead of a highway, the beach is now a public park, and anything between the general high tide mark up to the vegetation line, or 16 feet in elevation above the high tide mark, can technically be private property but is legally unbuildable (at least without a special permit that exists in theory, but the state will never give you one), and the public is free to use the whole beach as if it was all one big park. Lawyers have challenged this off and on over time, but the overall arrangement still stands except for one weird unique bit of geography at Little Whale Cove, which is now an exclusive gated community built around a fairly subpar and rocky, but private, beach. Anyway, I'm telling you all of this because the legal limbo beyond the vegetation line does play a role in our story in a bit.


Origin

In a parallel effort, the state parks division (then part of the state highway department) began an effort to add official beach access points along the coast, with a goal of having them no more than three miles apart over the entire coast from the Columbia River to California. Some of these are as simple as putting up an official sign at a point where the town street grid peters out into sand. Along the north coast, closer to populated areas, there was some recognition that maybe a few parking spaces would be nice, and so a number of new small-ish state parks were acquired over the late 1960s into the 1970s, plus a few late stragglers after that heyday.

The park's origins were fairly typical for this time period. Developers had already made their mark on the area: a 1962 subdivision plat of the bluff above the beach, which initially left no room for beach access, since there were no rules requiring that at the time. You might notice the words "Lincoln Beach Park No. 2" on the land north of the subdivision, but that was just the name of the next subdivision to the north. I don't know how this particular stretch of beach came to the state's attention, exactly, but this is almost exactly three miles south of the park at Gleneden Beach, so they may have had their eyes on the general area already. I gather the place they were actually most interested in the whole time was Fishing Rock, just south of here, but it never came up for sale until around 1991, and by then they could only afford to buy half of the property, and the balance went to another gated community. In any case, back in the mid-60s the area had not yet been developed and filled with houses, so the state set about buying up a block of contiguous lots, and generally wheeling and dealing to put together a viable state park. You can see this on ODOT's right-of-way map for the park, dated October 1st 1964, and updated in the following years, showing a crazy quilt of transactions adding and removing bits of land from the wayside over time.

One example of this is in a January 26th 1966 report by the state Highway Commision on land transactions over the past year. This was right around the state's Peak Freeway point, so there were quite a few of these transactions, and the Lincoln Beach wayside makes a brief cameo in the long list of settled condemnation cases:

R-37384 - Stanley Lowther. 0.17 acre for wayside purposes. Offer of $6,000.00 approved by Mr. Jackson December 17, 1965.

(The "Mr. Jackson" here is Glenn Jackson, namesake of Portland's I-205 bridge over the Columbia, in case you were curious.)

An August 1967 Oregonian article giving an overview of the state's beach access program listed a bunch of these places, including ones already acquired, others under negotiation, plus a few proposals they were still studying. Here's that list, mostly because I have photosets from a lot of them (which will become posts here whenever I get around to it.)

Unusually, the park is even mentioned by name in ORS 390.770, the state law defining the legal vegetation line, and most search engine results for variations on "Lincoln Beach Wayside" are for copies of that law, at least until this post you're reading goes live. But explaining what that law means, exactly, gets esoteric pretty quickly, so I moved that stuff into a "Misc." section further down below for anyone who's really curious.


Demise

So things went along uneventfully until 1979, when the state's economy fell apart. The national economy was in a period of stagflation — low economic growth, high inflation, and high interest rates — exacerbated by the 1979 energy crisis Demand for new homes dried up, wood product prices plummeted, and a wave of timber job losses and mill closures swept across the state, starting a long, deep recession that the state only recovered from in the late 1980s. The rest of the state's economy soon followed, state tax revenue cratered, and state agencies were told to look for ways to cut their budgets or boost revenue.

Which brings us to the May 1980 meeting of the State Highway Commission (in the previous microfilm reel, on page 1997 of the PDF.) The heads of various agencies within the Highway Department took turns reporting on how the were going to adapt to the huge, unexpected budget shortfall. When they got around to State Parks, Superintendent Talbot stated the top priority was going to be restoring services and avoiding closing any parks, and detailed a few money-saving measures they were about to undertake. The top item was to close some high-cost (which I assume meant money-losing) park campgrounds. I think this was around the time the park campgrounds at Lewis & Clark and Dabney State Parks went away. The second item on the list was to close some beach accesses. Which seems like it would be in conflict with the principle of not closing any parks, unless they counted beach ones differently. Rounding out the four money-saving ideas, they would also end some services like accepting campsite reservations (which in 1979 probably involved staffing a call center), and canceling some planned construction for new infrastructure.

The next volume of State Highway Commission meeting minutes had a brief item on page 37 of the pdf (numbered page 3919 in the original): "On September 26, 1980, approved the sale of an excess parcel of property containing 2.56 acres, located north of Fogarty Creek State Park, for the minimum consideration of $453,000.", approving the sale of the park without even mentioning it by name in the meeting minutes. Things moved quickly after that, at least by state government standards. A new land survey was filed with Lincoln County in November 1980, and several lots were sold at auction within the same month. A followup item on page 111 of the meeting minutes (numbered page 3994 on the original doc) has a small item about a followup sale: "On December 16, 1980, approved a second public auction sale of two lots which were part of a 2.56-acre excess park property north of Fogarty Creek State Park, approved for sale September 26, 1980.". And poof, just like that the park was gone, quickly and quietly, with no hearings about a proposed sale or anything like that. If there was any public outcry or even awareness about the sale at the time it happened, it didn't make the Portland newspapers.

You can also track what happened here by looking at Historic Aerials photos over time, which give us a rough timeline of how things played out: A 1976 photo shows the area still largely undeveloped, while a 1982 shows what looks like a small unpaved parking area and a creek flowing down to the beach, so this is probably what it looked like during the state park years, even though it wasn't anymore at this point. (And in May 1982 a survey for a private party was filed with the county as a prelude to developing the area.). A 1994 photo shows the area all built up and the creek filled in, and from that point forward there's virtually no indication of what used to be here.

Since 1980, the closest legal access points to Lincoln Beach are now the one at Fishing Rock, and another 1/4 mile north at Willow St., and the latter seems to be aimed at neighborhood beach access and includes no visitor parking.


Afterlife

It turns out that when they sold the park, they didn't sell the entire park. They resold the beach lots they'd bought a few years earlier, and the small creek or ravine that led from the bluffs down to the beach, and that whole stretch is just houses now, with no indication there was every anything else there. But below the vegetation line is a rectangular chunk of sand, about one acre total, that still belongs to the state (the highway department, specifically), which is what remains of the Lincoln Beach Wayside. They don't really publicize this place, since there's no direct access to the beach from inland anymore, which obviously cuts down on its usefulness as a beach access park.

I am not entirely sure why they kept it. Maybe they had a policy of never re-privatizing beach land, on the off chance that the development ban would come undone somehow someday. Or the fact that it's mentioned by name in the Beach Bill suggests they can't sell it, and if they had done so a sufficiently high-priced lawyer could potentially make the whole law come tumbling down like a sandcastle in a winter storm.

As for why it's owned by ODOT and not the State Parks Dept. today, that was probably just an oversight when they were splitting Parks off into its own separate department in 1989. Selling off a state park to save the others must have been embarrassing for everyone involved. Kind of like how if you have to sell blood plasma for cash while unemployed, you don't necessarily put that on a resumé afterward. The whole episode was probably memory-holed so deeply that nobody remembered it a decade later when they were divying up which land was for parks and which land was for highways.

So here's the Lincoln County property record for the surviving bit of park, or ex-park, totaling 0.9 acres. As noted above, the eastern boundary is what was arranged in the original subdivision arrangement. The northern boundary is just a quarter-section survey line, while the southern boundary is actually a beach access right-of-way. But don't get too excited; those stairs to the beach are owned by the local HOA and are for use by residents only, and signs warn the peasants not to use it or else, this means you, no exceptions, period.

If you look at the area on street view, you can see the beach from the street at the top of those stairs, but you absolutely cannot use their walkway to get there. Even the official tsunami evacuation map for the area doesn't include the stairs as an approved way off of the beach. I won't hazard a guess as to whether in the event of an imminent tsunami they'll actually have some poor sacrificial security guard stationed there tasering people trying to evacuate that way. But it's an HOA on the coast, so I wouldn't put it past them.

Anyway, the west border is the high water line, everything past there is sometimes underwater and belongs to the state, specifically the "Ocean Shore State Recreation Area". Official state beach access points — the ones with tsunami evacuation maps and the big safety yellow numbers facing the ocean — are somehow also part of Ocean Shore, and the state is pretty careful to never provide even a rough estimate of how big it is, so just know that it surrounds us, and binds us, and was in our hearts the whole time, and it's also the friends we made along the way; it's a dessert topping and a floor wax. But it only extends to the lowest low tide point, and beyond there the seafloor belongs to the Department of State Lands instead, out to the 3 nautical mile limit. Between 3 and 12 nautical miles it's federal, as in, Reagan moved the maritime limit out that far by Presidential Proclamation #5982 in December 1988, as allowed by the Law of the Sea treaty (which the US has not actually ratified). But he explicitly didn't grant the added bits of ocean to the bordering states, keeping the 3-12 mile area as an exclusively federal zone, and succeeding presidents of both parties haven't seen fit to do that, and Congress also hasn't acted to change federal laws in all that time, and states haven't sued or unilaterally claimed that the border moved out automatically. My interest here, and the reason I mention all of this, is because adding that extra bit of water would be juuust enough to shove Wyoming aside and take their place as the 9th largest state.

But I digress.



Misc.

A few random small items and tidbits to pass along that didn't fit anywhere else:

  • two pages at Oregon Coast Beach Connection, one about another beach access point further north of here, and the other with some night photos of the beach.
  • The park gets a random shout out in a 2003 iFish thread. Could be right by accident, but I'm going with benefit of the doubt here; people who fish, or some subset of them, spend a lot of time staring at maps and may have seen the name that way, or they're oldtimers and remember when it went in.
  • In a link in the Fishing Rock post, some rocks offshore of here are described as the furthest northern bits of Depoe Bay Basalt, so fish that hang around in such areas would be more plentiful here than the rest of Lincoln Beach in general.
  • A state erosion and flood hazard map from 1997, notes the mean cliff erosion rate for the Lincoln Beach area in general is around 0.6 feet per year. I have not seen enough coastal erosion numbers to know whether that's a lot or not, but the riprap walls along the base of the cliff seem to indicate residents are concerned
  • Chronic geologic hazard map from 2018. Among other things, it labels the coastal land by geological type, and much of it here (as in, what the cliffs are made of) is labeled "alluvium", "colluvium", and most of all "marine terrace deposits", none of which sounds especially sturdy.
  • recent (2021) permit application for applying riprap to the slope in front of several beach houses.

The park is mentioned briefly in a 1978 US Forest Service report "Coding Hazardous Tree Failures for a Data Management System", General Technical Report PSW-29, from the Pacific Southwest Forest and Range Experimental Station, Berkeley CA. Which references a previous report, PSW-24, titled "Tree Failures and Accidents in Recreation Areas: A Guide to Data Management for Hazard Control" describes the system, complete with JCL and FORTRAN source code for some of the programs discussed.

The idea behind all this, as I understand it, was to answer the age-old question: If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody around to file a correctly coded "Report of Tree Failure" (Forest Service Form PSW-4600-3) with the central mainframe, did it really happen?

The system used numeric fields for the various details involved in a tree failure: the what, where, when, and why. For the "where" part, they had to issue a document listing the correct codes for everywhere that a reportable tree failure might occur, and as part of this PSW-29 assigns a code to every last Oregon state park in existence in 1979 in the name of meticulous thoroughness. (A biographical note about the first author mentions he has a Ph.D. from the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, which I find... unsurprising.) So Lincoln Beach had (and maybe still has?) location number "52220 00" in this system. The generic code for "somewhere in an Oregon State Park" was "52000 00", and the code for "in a coastal Oregon State Park" was "52200 00", so even though the park is just a big rectangle of sand, and precisely zero trees if you don't count driftwood, the resulting database probably contains a few tree failure incidents for the place just due to someone fat-fingering the ID around the tail end of a long boring day of ten-keying state park IDs into an IBM 3270 terminal, or just having a sticky '2' key.

The doc notes that the demise of a tree due to logging is not considered a kind of tree failure and should not be reported as such.


Here's a bit more on those references to the park in the famous Beach Bill, or I think this may have been a later followup to the original Beach Bill; it was in a bill about beaches, at any rate. I'm talking about Oregon Revised Statutes §390.770, which is a legal description of the legal vegetation line along the entire Oregon Coast, end to end. So this has got to be one of the chonkiest and most soporific sections of any state law on the books. I have not actually measured it but I would guess it's somewhere in the top 10 at least. It starts out with:

Except for the areas described by ORS 390.760 (Exceptions from vegetation line), ORS 390.640 (Permit required for improvements on ocean shore) applies to all the land located along the Pacific Ocean between the Columbia River and the Oregon-California boundary between extreme low tide and the lines of vegetation as established and described according to the Oregon State Plane Coordinate System of 1927, as follows:

From there it's pages upon pages of survey point coordinates. A few of the points have brief descriptions, including the two that basically bracket the lost wayside:

Li-7-150 451,005 1,080,288

Description of Location of Point Number Li-7-150: A point near the north boundary of Lincoln Beach State Wayside located in section 28 of township 8 south, range 11 west of the Willamette Meridian in Lincoln County.

Li-7-151 450,586 1,080,122

Description of Location of Point Number Li-7-151: A point near the south boundary of Lincoln Beach State Wayside located in section 28 of township 8 south, range 11 west of the Willamette Meridian in Lincoln County.

The Lincoln County survey record for the area shows those points, so you can see where they actually are on a map.

The mysterious coordinates next to the survey point names are not something the average person (myself included) will have seen a lot of. And right here is where I need to insert one of those infamous Trigger Warnings: I'm not in the business of policing readers' personal opinions, but if your thoughts tend toward the Flat Earth persuasion, you may want to avert your eyes for the next paragraph or so.

So everybody who has ever used GPS (or a paper map, or I guess a map tattooed onto someone's back if you're a pirate) is probably familiar with the Latitude, Longitude system, either the degrees, minutes, seconds type or with lots of decimal places. You might also be familiar with the US Public Land Survey System, which is the "township, range, section, something within that section" stuff you see all the time in property descriptions. You'll use it constantly if you're a land surveyor or pretty regularly if you're a realtor, and everyone else may encounter it a little bit when buying or selling property, or trying to dispute your property taxes, or fighting your HOA over a property boundary, stuff like that. The land survey system has this legal fiction where it assumes it's operating on a flat plane. Which is untrue but works out ok because individual property lots are sub-microscopic compared to the overall curvature of the Earth, and the planet bends so little across the width and breadth of your back 40 that we can all just ignore it. It makes the math easier, and at the scale it was designed to operate, the curvature of the earth is a tiny factor you can basically ignore in everyday use. But suppose you need to translate between the two systems — like you need to draw a legally precise line down the whole Oregon Coast, for example — how do you do that? This is where the State Plane Coordinate System comes in.

You may have heard people criticize the "both sides" school of professional journalism, where given a debate with two competing sides, the news coverage tries to chart a middle ground between the two rather than figure out which one is supported by the facts. The general theory here is that the actual truth of any matter is a statistical mean, or median, or mode, or whatever, of the various contemporary opinions out there. For instance, if the world's scientists, astronauts, naval officers, airline pilots, etc., all insist the earth is 100% round, but some guy on YouTube insists it's 100% flat, the correct middle ground position is that our planet must be an equal mix of both, somehow. It turns out that State Plane Coordinates are essentially that middle ground, dividing the United States up into 120 zones, mostly hinged along state boundaries and then within some of the larger states. Oregon, as the *ahem* ninth-largest state, merited a whopping two polygons, a northern one (which we're in here) and a southern one. One way to think about this is to imagine an animated spinning globe from some educational CD-ROM from 1993, and it looks primitive now because you can see the individual polygons it's made of. That's kind of what this system does too: It's not for animation purposes, but it does make the math easier.

So turning those numbers into GPS coordinates is still not trivial; the polygons aren't all the same size or tilted uniformly, and the earth is not exactly spherical either. But you at least don't have to do it by hand. NOAA's National Geodetic Survey has a neat little online calculator called "NGS Coordinate Conversion and Transformation Tool (NCAT)" that can do this translation for you. I had to tinker with it a little to figure out some of the settings to use, so let's suppose you wanted to turn another one of those survey points into GPS coordinates for whatever reason.


"Convert/Transform from:" - leave this set to "Horizontal", unless you also have a height value you want to use.
"Select the type of horizontal coordinate:" - this defaults to "Geodetic lat-long", which is for converting the opposite direction. You want to
select "SPC" (short for State Plane Coordinates). Once you change this, the fields below will redraw with the appropriate input fields.
"Northing" - the first of the two numbers goes here, commas and all. E.g. in "451,005" in point 150
"Easting" - the second of the two numbers. The "1,080,288" in point 150.
"Units" - It's kind of neat that the tool defaults to meters, like they'd do in a proper civilized country, but the numbers given in the state law are in feet, so set this to "US Survey Feet".
There's also an "International Feet" option that seems to give nearly identical results, just a few feet away if you pick it instead.
"SPC zone" - In other words, what polygon do these coordinates go to? The option you want here is "OR N-3601". Though if you're converting a point sufficiently far south you'll need to use "OR S-3602" instead.
"Input reference frame (historically called 'horizontal datum')": Set this to "NAD27", since the law specifies we're using the 1927 version of the coordinate system, a
"Output SPC zone (optional)" and "Output reference frame (historically called 'horizontal datum')" can be left alone.

So with those settings, that puts point Li-7-150 at exactly 44.8483696164,-124.0473724487, and Li-7-151 at 44.8472014030,-124.0479409700. So now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Though I'm not sure what the other half is.

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Punchbowl Falls, West Fork Hood River

Our next adventure takes us out to Hood River again, and then a surprisingly long drive south through farm country to Punchbowl Falls, a rather short but very picturesque waterfall on the West Fork of the Hood River.

Some of you may be confused already: You've been there before, and you know it's on Eagle Creek, and you have the photos and cliff-jumping scars to prove it, and I must be letting AI write my posts now just going by how wrong I am about everything. You will be, or ought to be, relieved to know that there are multiple vaguely punchbowl-esque waterfalls out there, and you're thinking of the much better-known one, the Punch Bowl Falls on, yes, Eagle Creek. And when I say "Eagle Creek", I mean the one in the Gorge, not the other famous Eagle Creek near Estacada, which has waterfalls of its own but no punchbowls. Anyway, they both kinda-sorta look like overflowing punch bowls if you squint just right, I guess. Also -- and this is very important -- observe that the two names are not quite identical: The one south of Hood River is "Punchbowl", one word, while the Eagle Creek one is "Punch Bowl", two words. And no, I don't know of a reliable way to remember that and not get it backwards, and nobody else does either, as any search of the modern interwebs on either name will demonstrate. On top of all that, the two names sound exactly the same when spoken aloud, so you'll have to say "the Eagle Creek one" or "the Hood River one" if there's a chance listeners will be confused.

It's admittedly an unusual naming convention, but at least it's somewhat extensible: Let's suppose that another heretofore-unknown third kinda-sorta-punchbowl-ish waterfall is discovered, way off in some wild remote corner of the state. The obvious logical next step is to call the newcomer "Pun Chb Owl Falls", three words but still pronounced 'punchbowl', except by tourists and anybody else who doesn't know the drill, kind of like what Portland does with "Couch" and "Glisan". And you can support up to nine unique punchbowls this way, ending with "P U N C H B O W L", as in nine single-letter words in a row, separated by spaces, but still pronounced "punchbowl". So far we actually haven't needed all this extra name flexibility, but you never know. And as a side note, we do also have a Punchbowl Canyon Falls, in the south Coast Range near Florence, and we can reuse the naming convention if any more punchbowl-ish canyons turn up. So there's that.

To further confuse things, I came across a couple of old photos of the falls via the History Museum of Hood River County, and they have captions calling it "Devil's Punchbowl". That name probably fell out of use here due to the famous Devil's Punch Bowl on the coast, which is a former sea cave and not a waterfall at all. In that last link the state park department spells "Punchbowl" as one word, but the State Land Inventory System has it as two words.

The Hood River museum also has a vintage postcard claiming to be of the falls here. It calls them "Devil's Punch Bowl", and uses a picture of the Eagle Creek falls, and says the West Fork falls are on the Mt. Hood Highway (aka OR 35), which is not actually true either; instead you want the Dee Highway (OR 281) which technically does connect to OR 35 eventually but it's a long way out of your way. A previous owner of the postcard (before the museum owned it) scrawled "very wrong" in pencil on the front of the card.

And while we're at it, Martin Falls -- a 342' seasonal waterfall near Grand Coulee Dam -- also sometimes goes by "Devil's Punchbowl". I don't have any fun stories about this one, though, so this is going to be a fairly short paragraph.

Looking at the bigger picture, the USGS Geographic Names map lists 81 Devils-something-or-others just in Oregon, and just counting the officially-official, federally-approved ones. Which is enough to have its own OregonHikers thread. Curry County on the South Coast is home to three separate Devils Backbones, which seems excessive if you ask me. I think my favorite on the list has to be Devils Ball Diamond, located off Highway 31 in Eastern Oregon and looks (to me, anyway) a lot like Hole-in-the-Ground, a maar (a pit formed by an ancient volcanic steam explosion) about 15 miles to the north of there, and a place we visited wayyyy back in 2007.

As an aside, it does kind of surprise me that this isn't an active Christian conservative grievance, complaining bitterly that all the place names with their favorite racial slurs are being renamed and the Devil ones aren't. My only thought there is that they know they might actually win that one, I mean, even I would be inclined to agree with that, but what they actually want is to either bring back all the old slurs, or just stay mad about it forever, which drives fundraising. It may be just as well that this isn't on their radar at the current moment, because they would probably insist on changing all the 'Devil' names to themes connected to the current US president, and then we'd be arguing over whether it's "Mar-a-Lago Punchbowl" or "Mar-a-Lago Punch Bowl" and we're right back at square one again, but this time with debaters who are mostly sub-literate and heavily armed.

This whole situation could be a lot worse, just so you know. Back before Disney bought the Star Wars® universe, there was a whole "Expanded Universe" of novels and comic books of widely varying quality that were roughly based on the original films. To the dismay of harcore fans, Disney abruptly declared all of that stuff to be "Legends" and not exactly canonical, mostly to avoid paying various authors (because Hollywood), but also partly to avoid being painted into various dumb plot corners forever. It seems that at one point a nefarious bad guy decided to clone Luke Skywalker, in furtherance of various nefarious plans, using DNA from the hand Luke lost track of in Empire Strikes Back. Obviously the clone needed a name, and so Luuke Skywalker (with two U's) was, er, born. And that naturally led to Luuuke Skywalker, (three U's) and frankly I was never into the books and I have no idea how far they eventually ran with this naming scheme, but for a while I gather you had to count the 'u's pretty religiously just to keep track of who was talking. A bit of friendly advice: Do not even consider naming your children this way, no matter how big of a Star Wars® nerd you are.

Anyway, the falls here are part of a Hood River County Park of quite recent vintage, having opened to the public in 2016, per the Portland Monthly and Thrive Hood River articles and a Wyeast Blog post about the new park.

The only non-recent Oregonian news story I could find about this place was a brief mention in a September 1933 fishing report. It seems the river was full of salmon just then and chinook and steelhead could be seen leaping the falls. Note this was a few years before Bonneville Dam went in, so fish back then still had a basically unimpeded path from the ocean to here, and your mileage may vary widely if you go now.

The rickety stairs into the canyon across the river, and the spooky-looking tunnels next to the falls, are there as part of either a fish ladder/hatchery facility, or some sort of small PacifiCorp hydropower facility, or possibly both, or maybe a secret government facility masquerading as one or the other or both. I haven't seen a good explanation of exactly what was here when all of that stuff was built and what it was all for, and I'm certainly not about to try my hand at those stairs to get a better look. That's left as an exercise for the reader, and feel free to have a go at it if you want to. I mean, obviously all the standard disclaimers apply, Legal says to tell you "Don't even think about it", and common sense dictates that it's a terrible idea, and you should realize that instantly without anyone telling you, etc. But let's be honest: Telling people not to be idiots rarely works on the people who need to hear it, namely idiots. Maybe that would work if this was a different planet, and we were a different species, in a different timeline. I think I've said before that the key advantage of humans having language and living in groups is that you can learn important survival facts like what tasty-looking fruits and root vegetables to avoid, and why not to pick up snakes or hug sharks or startle a mule while standing right behind it, and you can learn this stuff for free, at zero cost to yourself, after it happens to some other idiot. But no, some people are only ever going to learn things the old-fashioned way. I just don't want their equally dumb next of kin trying to sue me afterward for failing to talk them out of it.

I say all that because Punch Bowl and Punchbowl Falls are both fairly close to Hood River, a place that likes to think of itself as the world capital of XTREME® sports of all kinds, and frankly it wouldn't surprise me a lot if someone eventually decided to try a parkour run on the stairs here, and might even succeed if they've lived here long enough, and actually it's the clumsy copycats from out of town who try to repeat the feat after seeing it on TikTok who will eventually ruin it for everyone. And in any event the internet's full of endless videos of people doing various XTREME® sports at both waterfalls, and here are a few of them, and let's just agree they're here strictly as examples of things to absolutely not do:

  • Two clips of people cliff jumping here, and one over at Eagle Creek The not-very-encylcopedic list at iCliffDive.com (which is a website that exists) gets the two waterfalls confused just like everyone else does, and only talks about the Eagle Creek one but with the Hood River name & location. I frankly don't think any of these places look very safe, but if I had to pick one, yeah, I'm taking the Eagle Creek one.
  • Kayaking over the falls here, and at Eagle Creek. One of these, I forget which, was (and may still be) accompanied by a YouTube ad for a TripAdvisor page titled "Punchbowl Waterfall - All You Need To Know BEFORE You Go", featuring a stock photo of Niagara Falls (the famous New York one, not the Oregon one). Naturally that link goes to their page about the Eagle Creek waterfall.
  • Rafting over the falls here. Content warning on this one: The raft tips over and dumps someone in the water at the base of the falls, and they take ages to pop back up, but they eventually do and they're ok. I haven't found an Eagle Creek equivalent for this one, but I'm fairly sure I've heard of people doing it.
  • For rafting and probably kayaking too, the falls here have one advantage over Eagle Creek in that there's a USGS water monitoring station some distance downstream, after the confluence with the East Fork, and it has close to real time flow numbers in cubic feet per second, so at least you can get an accurate idea of what you're getting into before taking the plunge, so to speak. I'm writing this in late August and the current volume is around 215 ft^3/s, which is low but not the record low for the day, which is just 160. The median value for the day is around 311, and the record high for the day is 1150, which seems like a huge number, but the all-time record goes back to the floods of December 22nd 1964, when a whopping 33200 ft^3/s flowed through here, a full 154x as much water as is there right now.
  • Salmon leaping the falls here. Which is really only an XTREME® sport if you're a salmon.

HCRH Milepost 72

Here are a few photos of HCRH Milepost 72, which -- as I mentioned in the previous milepost post -- is cleverly concealed just inside the east entrance to the Mosier Twin Tunnels. This has got to be the most unusual location of any of the mileposts I've seen, and I've seen quite a few of them. Strictly speaking this one is probably not one of the handful of originals that survived from 1916; the tunnel was filled with rocks and concrete and sealed off in the late 1950s, and if I had to guess, chances are the original was lost around that time, and then recreated when they restored this section of road in the late 1990s.

Nearby points of interest include, well, the tunnel it's inside of, for one thing. Which is a whole separate post I probably ought to finish sooner rather than later. Further west, in the gap I don't have photos from yet, apparently there's an HCRH Trail viewpoint right at the Hood River-Wasco county line and at least one seasonal waterfall right next to the old road, though I'm not sure where the latter is located exactly. There's also the Hatfield East trailhead itself, and a parking lot for the trailhead a short distance down the road from there. The parking area looks out over a rather stark, barren lava flow area that serves as a large ODOT rock quarry, and if you visit in the spring you miight be able to see Lelliot Falls (Mosier's second-most-famous waterfall, after Mosier Creek Falls) somewhere across the valley in that general direction. Though I've never come across any actual photos of it, so maybe it doesn't flow very often, or maybe it's just not very impressive in person, I dunno.

Due north of the tunnel (and milepost 72) and skipping over Interstate 84 (which doesn't count as a point of interest, sorry) there's a ~10 acre rocky island in the Columbia River, a short distance offshore, officially known as Eighteenmile Island and unofficially as Chicken Charlie's Island, though the origin of that name is not entirely clear; it was owned by a local eccentric named Charlie Reither from 1915-1963, but apparently he never actually had chickens there. The next owners replaced Chicken Charlie's shack with a groovy modern house in 1969. It sold in December 2025 for $1.675M after being on the market for several years; unfortunately the Zillow page for the house (and island) only has aerial photos of the place, because who wouldn't be curious about what it's like inside? The Zillow page also gives the legal address as simply "18 Mile Is., Mosier, OR 97040". Which is kind of neat, though it probably breaks a lot of online shopping sites that assume the 18 is an address on a street named "Mile Island", which is probably some kind of traffic island and not the real deal, and all things considered it's probably simpler to just get a P.O. Box and use that instead. For more info on the island, check out these two pages at the Hood River History Museum plus one page from the local public utility district (for whatever reason).

Sunday, August 23, 2026

Wailua Falls, Maui

Here are a few photos of Maui's Wailua Falls, along the Hana Highway at the far eastern end of the island, just past milepost 45. This seems to be one of the more popular waterfalls along the highway, despite being out toward the far end of the road, past the town of Hana itself; it's taller than average, somewhere between 80 and 95 feet high, depending on who you ask, plus there's an actual parking lot here, instead of just parking along the shoulder and hoping positive vibes and a general spirit of aloha will keep you from getting run over. I mean, that's usually enough, but there's always a chance you'll encounter that one guy from some uptight East Coast state who's too busy on his phone screaming at his stockbroker to notice people in the road, and his expensive lawyers will try to blame the state for calling this little 1.1 lane road a state highway, leading him to drive as if it was a proper 4 to 8 lane highway like the ones back home, therefore it's not actually his fault. Or something like that, I'm not a lawyer. But I digress.

This is probably something nobody besides me worries about, but I was curious who actually owns the land around the falls here. Maui County's GIS map says the state government owns it, but doesn't specify which agency. The detailed property record for it also just says "State of Hawaii". It's not a state park, and is also not part of the state forest reserve system, but beyond that I'm not really sure, and I don't recall there being any signs around the falls that would clear this up either, and it's all weirdly kind of vague, but maybe it's not a problem in practice, I dunno.

For actual useful info about the falls, you might try its World of Waterfalls page, or this Medium post about a recent visit, or a Pride of Maui guide to waterfalls around the island.

Fern Hill Forest

Next up, here are a few photos from Metro's super-obscure Fern Hill Forest Natural Area, in rural Washington County, Oregon, a few miles south of Forest Grove. It's more or less across the street from the Penstemon Prairie Natural Area we visited a while back, and not far from the shiny new Chehalem Ridge Nature Park. (Despite the very similar names this is not the same place as the nearby Fernhill Wetlands, Forest Grove's wastewater treatment complex slash nature area, which is a very popular birdwatching spot and allegedly much less stinky than you might expect, though birders always say that.)

I parked right about here, on the wide shoulder off SW Fern Hill Road, and wandered into the park for a while. The place doesn't seem to have any trails of any significance; part of the whole idea of Metro natural areas is that they don't add infrastructure to places after buying them, beyond a couple of tiny signs confirming they own the place. Metro does like to buy chunks of private timberland after they've been replanted (and the owner decides they don't want to wait another 30 years to make their money back), so that's usually how a natural area gets airquote-trails, but that doesn't seem to have happened here. Or at least I didn't see any, and I don't see anything that looks like an old road or hidden trail on the state LIDAR map, and while I was looking I quickly noticed there were quite a few stinging nettles around here. So it wasn't long before I shrugged and headed off to the next adventure.

There isn't a whole lot out there on the interwebs that I can tell you about the place either. Here's what I've got:

  • The only relevant news item I've encountered is a brief mention in a 2014 story about a Metro Council visit to Forest Grove. The article just notes that the place exists and doesn't elaborate.
  • Metro's 2020 Chehalem Ridge Master Plan mentions Fern Hill briefly:
    Fern Hill Forest is adjacent to Penstemon Prairie to the southeast, and it protects a steep forested hillside and a key potential habitat connection between Chehalem and the complex of protected wetlands along the Tualatin River.

    Which is a long way of saying it's between two areas they're interested in protecting, and keeping it natural here might help with that. The creeks that flow through here do seem to end up over on the Penstemon Prairie side of the street, so I would imagine that's the main point of this place.
  • A 2025 pdf from a regional trails planning effort includes Fern Hill Forest in a table of westside Metro natural areas, as part of a larger section on improving maps of the region. It does tell us the natural area comes to 262 acres but has no further useful info about it, not even the year it was established, and the comment column of the table just says "No info available", and indicates it wasn't on the old map they were updating, and also wouldn't be on the updated new map, unlike most of the other natural areas nearby.
  • Metro's records site has an entry for a "Fern Hill Forest Natural Area Site Conservation Plan", indicating there's a plan for the place, but the actual document isn't online, and I haven't gone to the trouble of doing a public records request. The next few items indicate there's more to the plan than just benignly neglecting the place.
  • A March 2026 Metro budget doc for fiscal year 2025-26 lists a couple of Fern Hill Forest budget items, both of them carried over from previous years: $271k for "LR147 Fern Hill Forest Stream & Savana Restoration", and $270k for "LR155 Fern Hill Forest Stream Restoration".
  • A ConstructConnect page for a project titled "Fern Hill Forest Stream Restoration - LR155 - Oregon Metro" that was up for competitive bids in early 2025 and underway as of October. (The photos you see here were from before that, because of my chronic inability to get posts researched and written in anything like a timely manner). The page says of the project "A detailed Scope has not yet been determined. As of May 5, 2025, this project is included in the county's 2025-2029 Capital Improvement Program (CIP)".
  • A recent Oregonian data project indicated Metro does use glyphosphate herbicides here, using 1.2 gallons in 2022, the most recent year they had records for. That's probably for taking out invasive plants, if I had to guess.
  • And most frustratingly, I came across a few search breadcrumbs indicating there's a video somewhere on Facebook (ugh) involving a Metro restoration expert encountering a baby porcupine here. But I can't find it. I went so far as to actually log in over there and try to search that way, but FB search has always been useless and now is no exception. Which is really annoying, because baby porcupines are adorable, and I can't imagine anyone would rather watch bottom-feeding AI slop than real baby porcupines, but that's how the algorithm's coded, so that's what FB is going to show you, instead of the thing you actually searched for. Yuck.

Saturday, July 25, 2026

HCRH Milepost 69

Next up we've got another installment in our weird little project visiting Historic Columbia River Highway mileposts. Which started out as just visiting the old stone milestones along Portland's Stark St., and sort of got out of control over time. But I figured that I at least had a pretty good handle on the scope of the new project: One stretch of mileposts numbered 17 thru 36, in the Gorge waterfall corridor, then a couple of odd outliers: A maybe-unofficial Milepost 43 on the east side of Cascade Locks, and a solitary Milepost 68 just east of Hood River, which we just visited. East of number 68 is a four-mile stretch of old highway reserved for bikes and pedestrians and no (or almost no) motor vehicles, and I was pretty sure there weren't any mileposts along that stretch of road. ODOT's milepost GIS map didn't show any, and I hadn't seen any along other car-free stretches of the highway further west.

But then I noticed a photo of Milepost 69 on a Recreating the HCRH page about this stretch of the road and figured I'd stop by on my way to the Mosier Twin Tunnels, around the other end of the car-free segment. Only to find out there's also a Milepost 72, literally inside one of the Twin Tunnels, a bit before the driveable segment of road picks back up. Which kind of suggests numbers 70 and 71 also exist, though I didn't feel like doing a nine mile out-and-back hike that day and I don't have photos of them, if they exist. I will just have to come back with a better plan next time, I guess.

There's not all that much to see along this mile-or-so of the road, unfortunately. The page I linked to above says there's an abandoned car from the 1930s or 1940s off in the forest somewhere, and an old non-working drinking fountain, but I didn't notice any of those curiosities at the time and have no photos of them.

In case you're wondering, the old highway is mostly on US Forest Service land for this stretch of the old road, interspersed with bits of Warm Springs tribal land here and there. But that wasn't always the case; the Hood River County survey office has a 1975 survey map showing that at least some of the land around here was county forest land at that point, which might explain why none of the trees look very old. As in, the original trees were probably all cut down sometime in the 70s and made into groovy wood paneling for your rumpus room, or pulped and turned into disco album covers. And before that, way back when the old highway was the only highway, the present-day Forest Service parts belonged to the state as part of the long-defunct Hood River-Mosier Forest Wayside (vintage map here), one of those long and skinny roadside state parks that are meant to be enjoyed from a moving vehicle from that era, like this:

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Apparently Hood River's big museum of vintage stuff puts one of these events together every summer -- I had no idea this event was happening until I showed up and saw the sign -- and I gather there are other car clubs that organize similar events here from time to time. I don't know how strict they are about only allowing vintage cars to do this, but it's a narrow road with narrow and low tunnels, and vehicles are sharing the road with bikes and pedestrians who don't expect vehicles, and allowing modern Canyoneros and Cybertrucks and whatnot to drive around here would probably result in the SUV version of that one ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal back during the pandemic.

Just as I was leaving the trailhead parking lot, a couple of maintenance guys were doing weed whacker and leaf blower stuff near the gate, which was still open after the convoy shown above went through it. I must have looked at it for a fraction of a second too long, because one of the guys hurried over and closed the gate to make sure I couldn't drive through and go for a forbidden joyride on the old road. I actually wasn't thinking that, for the record. I think I probably could have made it through the gate before he closed it, if I had really wanted to, but that would be an exceptionally dumb idea: At the east end of this stretch of highway is another locked gate, so you'd have to turn around at some point, and in the meantime they can just lock the gate on this end once you're gone through, and now you're trapped, and Officer Friendly can just sit around gobbling donuts and collecting overtime while you drive back and forth looking for a secret back way out of this jam and eventually give up.

I mean, you probably could get a few semi-precious photos of the distant mileposts 70 and 71 before the long arm of the law has its way with you, but it's probably not worth the arrest record. On the other hand, they'd probably just fine you (*note: not a legally binding promise), and the fine is probably less than it would cost to buy, restore, and then maintain the sort of car you could drive here legally now and then, so crime might actually pay in this one specific case (*note: also not a legally binding promise). Or you could just go mainstream and get a bike like some kind of normie and use the trail the way The Man and The Powers That Be intended, which is what everyone else you'll encounter here is doing. That might cost less than the hypothetical fine would be, or it might cost more, mostly depending on how persuasive the bike salesman is, and a bit on whether you're willing to shell out for an all-new spandex outfit every time your favorite UCI pro team changes sponsors.

Anyway, I think we've established that the gate blocking this stretch of road makes it mildly inconvenient to track down the two mileposts in the middle, but it does have a few advantages. For one thing, we all know the subject of the post you're reading right now would be stolen constantly if randos could just drive right up to it, because, well...

I think everybody misremembers this scene; Bill and Ted just say "whoa" in response, and replying with "nice" is a sorta-recent internet thing. Or at least that's what the Know Your Meme page says. I didn't even have the movie or actor(s) right. For some reason I was thinking this bit came from Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), so what do I know.

People stealing Milepost 69 seems like a minor nuisance, and it is, but think of all the other downstream problems that just don't happen because stealing it is too hard. First, all college campuses with real fraternities are several hours' drive from here, and any would-be thieves would naturally be driving blackout drunk the whole way, both directions, so the gate prevents that, at least assuming word gets out that there's a gate. Then, if they made it as far as Milestone 69 without crashing, a group of bros drunkenly trying to break it off at the base are likely to take some injuries in the process, seeing as it's a fairly large hunk of reinforced concrete, so the gate prevents these theft-related injuries too. As well as any future injuries and property damage the milepost would otherwise cause at subsequent frat parties, or while being endlessly stolen and stolen back and re-stolen all the way down fraternity row and back. Eventually it would end up forgotten in someone's garage, and it will be embarrassing for everyone when their kids find it, and there might be further hypothetical injuries while quickly hauling it to the dump or the nearest Goodwill.

And suppose that one of the original thieves, now a successful real estate developer, often blames his middle-aged back problems on that fateful heist, and after a few drinks likes to refer to it as "an old 69 injury". He overuses this joke because it's the only halfway-clever joke he's ever thought of. Lately, though, he's noticed it doesn't get the same laughs it did back in the 90s, especially in professional settings, but he has no idea why. Sooner or later he'll be perma-cancelled over it after using it in front of the wrong audience and video of the event hits social media.

So by putting the gate and trailhead a bit past Milepost 68 and not another mile down the road, the state prevents an entire chain of cringey future events. Although the sort of person who would get into this hypothetical mess in the first place will probably just get himself perma-cancelled over something else equally cringey instead.

Saturday, July 04, 2026

HCRH Milepost 68

Next up we're back on the Columbia River Highway milepost project again, which we left back at Milepost 36 at the Ainsworth intersection off I-84. Or at the unusual Milepost 43 on the east side of Cascade Locks, if you think it counts. This time around we've skipped ahead to Milepost 68, which is located just east of Hood River, near the end of the dead-end (for cars) segment of the old highway and one mile east of the Hood River Loops, where Milepost 67 is supposed to be and currently isn't. I would like to tell you that the rest of the mile east of the Loops is an overlooked scenic treasure, and you shouldn't miss it even though it's not on the way to anywhere at all. But it really isn't, and from the loops to the gate on the road is basically just generic Gorge forest scenery, with no waterfalls or scenic viewpoints or other attractions. I mean, obviously besides the milepost here. Then, shortly after Milepost 68 you get to the west end of another bike/pedestrian-only segment of the old highway, officially known as the "Mark O. Hatfield West Trailhead", named after one of the state's longest-serving 20th century US senators. This car-free stretch continues for another four miles, ending at the other Hatfield trailhead just east of Mosier.

Vintage ODOT maps of the old highway (including maps 3B-15-8 (December 1922), and 6C-15-7 (which is not currently available online)) show another long-vanished state park here, the "Hood River-Mosier Forest Wayside", which began a short distance past milepost 68 and continued east past milepost 70. Map says it was an "Official Park", indicating it was given a high priority for maintenance and visitor facilities and whatnot, but I think it was always just intended to be a stretch of protected scenery.

The obscure park got a brief mention in State Parks of the Columbia Gorge (1946, p.47-49), a Highway Commission publication about the various and sundry state-owned or managed places between Troutdale and The Dalles. It travels up the Gorge, west to east, and for each state park there's a description by W.A. Langille, state park historian, followed by recommendations by Samuel H. Boardman, longtime state park superintendent.

The Hood River-Mosier Forest Wayside begins at Mile Post 68.22, a mile or so east of Hood River, and ends at Mile Post 70.48, a little over two miles of highway distance. The tracts are described last being in Sections 31, 32, and 33, Township 7 North of Range 11 East, W.M., all in Hood River County, containing 101.50 acres, more or less. These tracts are designated in the deeds as being "Indian Deed Inherited Lands", conveyed to the State of Oregon by noncompetent "Cascade" Indians who were of Hood River origin. Their names and the respective acreages are: Katie Coon, heir of Charles Coon and Jack Coon, 36.83 acres; Thomas Jim, a single man, 28.60 acres; Martha Aleck, widow of Joe Aleck, 15.07 acres; William Johnson and Isabel Johnson, his wife, Frank Johnson and Celia Johnson, his wife and Edward Johnson and Esther Johnson, his wife, 21.00 acres. All were respected citizens of this community. In his younger days Jack Coon was a noted bear hunter. For several years Joe Aleck, Martha's husband, carried the White Salmon mail and ferried passengers across the Columbia in an open, not too seaworthy skiff. He had three sons all of whom met death in river accidents. At the time of her death in 1939, Martha Aleck was the oldest member of the Hood River Indians, erroneously reputed to be a hundred years old. She was a small child, possibly two years of age, at the time of the Indian troubles at the Cascades in 1856. Her father was warned by a friendly Klickitat Indian that the Yakimas planned to attack the settlement the next day. To avoid being involved in the conflict he put Martha, her mother, and their meager possessions into his canoe and left for Hood River at midnight before the trouble started. This would fix Martha's age at eighty five, more or less, when she died.

The east end of this wayside forest is approximately a half mile from the Hood River-Wasco County line, and marks what is practically the east limit of the western Oregon Douglas fir forest area along the Columbia River Highway. Within the length of the wayside forest there are two small, privately owned, triangular tracts that corner on the highway right of way and interrupt its state owned continuity. Although the acreage is not great, their sylvan value is high, especially in this locality, which punctuates the waning edge of the fir forest that borders the highway on its march from the ocean to the treeless region beyond.

The only improvements in this wayside were fire breaks fire hazard reduction and a lineal survey, by CCC forces in 1934.
Boardman's recommendations were quite simple, as they tended to be for scenic corridor-type parks:
The waysides should always be kept in their natural state. Connecting forties should be acquired.

The bit explaining how the state got the land is not great, to put it mildly. At one point federal policy was to divide reservations up into individual allotments, as a way to sort of pressure people to adopt western ways and become respectable yeoman farmers just like their caucasian neighbors. And if they didn't do that to your satisfaction, on your preferred timetable, it was apparently rather easy to have them declared "incompetent", which caused their land to be forfeited to the state or to local governments, and then often sold off to the highest bidder. And this is how various reservations were progressively whittled away to nothing, all the while blaming the victims for somehow lacking personal responsibility. The history blurb does not elaborate on exactly when various people were kicked off of their land, whether it was done specifically for the highway and the state park or if it had happened years earlier.

The state doesn't own the land now. When present-day Interstate 84 opened along the river around 1953-54, the state abandoned this stretch of the state highway and let Hood River and Wasco counties take over their parts of the road, and the rules at the time said the land couldn't be a state park anymore if it no longer bordered a state highway, so they handed it off to the US Forest Service, which still owns the area. And it's safe to say that the current administration (as of 2026) absolutely will not entertain the notion of returning any land back to heirs, or tribes, or anyone, no matter how egregiously they were swindled out of it decades ago.